Gene Thommen of Bedford, Virginia
he is an adult sunday school teacher / and he is most assuredly NOT a homoshexual. the differences between him and the Male Homosexual are many and varied. foremost is this: while the homosexual may indeed "s_ck a d_ck," our Biblical Detective - with his mail-order degree in dirt churchianity ('cause CHRIST AIN'T INNIT) - can be found chowing down on a whole BAG.
...meanwhile, here's Pastor John Hagee explaining to the pathetically stupid muthafuckers who write him checks how exactly JESUS IS NOT THE MESSIAH:
do i give a shit? not really. the mystery, though, is why dispensationalist toilets like this Thommen character are so keen to write off the core tenet of the Christian faith 'cause some choad preaching out of some glorified warehouse in San Antonio tells them to.
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